The problem with being the NHL team in the state of hockey is you can't fool anyone. The fans are too knowledgeable.
That's why there are suddenly tickets available at Xcel Energy Center for a playoff series against the most natural rival the Wild can have, the team that sneaked away in the night because of a sleazy owner, stealing a beloved franchise from its natural home.
That team's eventual replacement, the Wild, will play an important game on Monday night at the X, a game that could lead to a franchise overhaul if it is lost. The Wild trails the Dallas Stars 2-0 in the series. The Wild has lost seven consecutive games, managing just seven goals during that stretch. The ice has been tilted against this team for weeks, and no one seems to have a crampon.
The owner, Craig Leipold, put himself at risk financially by signing Zach Parise and Ryan Suter to 13-year contracts and now needs home playoff dates and home playoff victories to break even.
The coach, John Torchetti, briefly elevated the pulse of a frequently somnambulant team but now seems lost for answers, like a tarot card reader unsure whether to reveal the bad news he has unearthed.
The franchise player, Zach Parise, is coming off a terrible season on the ice and in the organization and now has a serious back injury with nine years remaining on his contract.
The longtime captain, Mikko Koivu, has scored two goals in his last 30 playoff games.
The veteran players brought in to ensure playoff success have faded. Thomas Vanek was frequently an embarrassment this season, and Jason Pominville is 33 and scored a career-low 11 goals this year.