You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you sure can teach an old comedian new jokes.
Don Rickles proved that even at 89, he can still have Jimmy Fallon in stitches when he appeared on Tuesday's "Tonight Show."
The late-night host introduced Rickles as "a true original legend in comedy, they don't make them like this anymore."
His guest's compliments were a little more scathing, however, as Rickles told him: "You're fresh, you're funny, you're great … I want you to know something. From my heart, I never liked you."
The veteran comic at least had some good advice for Fallon including to pull his hands out of his pockets, not to come out on stage so quickly, and that his badly injured finger was a "great bit."
He even pretended to get the NBC host confused with Jimmy Kimmel, and joked that he was leaving to go over to ABC.
"You're here, you might as well get on with it," Fallon advised.