Don Johnson is rolling in it now

Big verdict.

September 9, 2010 at 7:13PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Of course it still runs a deficit! Nothing in Hollywood ever makes money, according to their accounting. That's why the Star Wars series has left George Lucas living in a box down by the railyards, and everyone involved in making "Jaws" died in a fire in a Los Angeles soup kitchen. Did you know that "Gone with the Wind" almost extended the Depression by four years because it made so much money? Thank heavens World War Two came along and perked up the economy.

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