If there's comfort in the familiar, Hallmark Christmas movies are the cozy sweatpants of winter television.
If you want to spice up your next viewing (the movies are on pretty much 24/7 this time of year on the Hallmark Channel and on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries), here's a drinking game to keep you alert to all the subtle nuances of a classic Hallmark plot.
And because we're talking Hallmark here, the recommended beverage is, of course, hot chocolate — although if you'd like to spike it with a little Kahlúa or bourbon, we can't be responsible for what happens.
• If the movie is set in a small town, take one drink. If that town is in New England, take another.
• Is one of the main characters an outsider who ends up in that town by accident or because of an obligation? Drink up. If that obligation is a Christmas wedding, drink again.
• Has someone lost their Christmas spirit? Take a drink. If they lost their Christmas spirit because their "love" broke up with them on Christmas, take a drink. If it's because their "love" died at Christmas, drink. If it's because a parent left when they were a kid — at Christmas — drink again. If it's because they accidentally killed their brother while ice skating at Christmas, you're watching a repeat of Harry Connick Junior's "Angels Sing," which may or may not be a Hallmark movie, but it's so good.
• Speaking of — does someone die in the movie? This is so rare, it deserves four good drinks.
Are you OK so far?