More than 10,000 college prospects have been selected since the NFL began its draft 78 years ago. None sent general managers scrambling to gauge the toxicity of a distraction that's riding shotgun with Notre Dame's Manti Te'o into Thursday night's first round.
The instinctive middle linebacker with the unquestioned passion for the game is a seven-time national award winner, a Heisman Trophy runner-up and clubhouse leader among modern athletes and their thermonuclear-sized social media meltdowns. Guess which of those will reverberate most when draft day serves another sugar rush to hyperactive NFL reporters who can be more annoying than children chirping, "Are we there yet?" from the back seat of a cross-country car ride.
Vikings General Manager Rick Spielman, a man who has stockpiled five Fighting Irish players since 2008, comes armed with the 23rd and 25th picks and a giant void at middle linebacker. He's done his due diligence and definitely has interest in Te'o, who is expected to be selected somewhere in the bottom of the first round.
In case anyone has forgotten this odd saga and can't wait until being bombarded with it again Thursday night, Te'o claimed he was tricked into falling in love with Lennay Kekua, a sweet gal who was neither real nor a gal, nor someone Te'o actually met in person during a lengthy relationship. Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, a California pastor and acquaintance of Te'o's, created Kekua out of thin air, Internet savvy, a fake voice and, as he told ABC's Dr. Phil, romantic feelings for Te'o.
"What happened to Manti drew so much mass media appeal because it was kind of a weird thing and it happened to a football player," said Vikings safety Harrison Smith, a strong advocate for filling the Vikings' crater at middle linebacker with Te'o, a friend and former college teammate. "It's something that's never really happened to anyone else, so it was different. Unfortunately, it just took off like crazy."
The trouble begins
Sept. 12, 2012, was the day the Te'o tale began making its runaway wrong turn into the public eye. Tuiasosopo staged Kekua's "death" that day, which was the same day Te'o learned of his grandmother's death. Three days later, Te'o mentioned the deaths in a post-game interview after a dominant performance in a win over Michigan State.
From there, even venerable Sports Illustrated fanned the heartwarming tale of a young man whose Heisman Trophy chase was dedicated to the tragic death of his longtime girlfriend.
Sympathy blossomed even as things began to unravel behind the scene. Tuiasosopo called Te'o as Kekua on Dec. 6 to say she was still alive. Two days later, Te'o stuck to the script of Kekua's death during a national interview, later prompting some to believe he was in on the hoax behind what became the biggest story in college football.