Do not give Madonna hydrangeas

Please make a note of it.

September 6, 2011 at 6:50PM

Someone did not get the memo. Someone walked up to Madonna at the Venice Film Festival and gave her THE WRONG FLOWER. Look, people, it's difficult enough for her to walk among mortals; do we have to add insult to injury?

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