The election was a week ago, and the half of the voters who didn't vote for Donald Trump are still dumbfounded by the half who did.
A Los Angeles Times story profiled Trump supporters so they could go public and "explain" their vote. A front-page story in Sunday's Chicago Tribune offered "clues" to Trump's win, as though his victory is as much a mystery as what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
Some are taking his win particularly hard. The immigration website for Canada reportedly shut down last week due to an influx of traffic, presumably from people attempting to escape a Trump presidency.
DePaul University in Chicago offered counseling for students to discuss the "contentious and polarizing election cycle," a school spokesperson said. At Cornell University, students held a "cry-in" the day after the election. A video from the university newspaper shows Ivy Leaguers sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk, weeping and coloring with chalk as they sip coffee.
Professors reportedly canceled exams and classes at colleges across the country, and workplace election "hangovers" inhibited employee productivity in the working world. Oh, and some people started wearing safety pins to …
OK. Enough.
Has the U.S. become a nation of wimps and sore losers? Your call.
But melodrama aside, if you are distraught about Trump's ascent to the White House then maybe we can agree: It was never meant to be this way. As in, the federal government was never meant to be so powerful, so expansive and so prevalent that it would have such a significant economic, physical or emotional impact on our lives.