None of those Kardashians would ever stage a public appearance, now would they?
Word has it that Kim Kardashian's Los Angeles court appearance Friday — featuring her runway-stomping, tight-faced exit, protected by sheriff's deputies — was a better acting performance than she gave in Tyler Perry's "Temptation."
I'm hearing that Kardashian received a courtesy call Thursday that her estranged 72-day husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, would not attend what various media claim was a mandatory settlement hearing in their divorce case. The judge was also reportedly informed of Humphries' plans not to be there. Humphries, who can be a real dunderhead, should be slapped with a sanction for deciding to attend a game instead.
That said, when Humphries wants an annulment (because he believes the marriage was a fraud she perpetrated for reality show ratings) while Kardashian wants a divorce, how far can settlement talks be expected to go?
"Humphries' lawyers said no settlement was reached and that a trial is still scheduled for May 6," read an AP story. Humphries has been told to make the next settlement conference, which is after the NBA regular season has ended.
Of course, I want to know why Kris not showing for this hearing is a bigger deal than the court reportedly excusing Kardashian from attending the first day of trial because she has a fashion commitment?
There were also reports that Judge Hank Goldberg yelled at Humphries' lawyers because Kris was not there. Really, folks?
Those California media must have exceptional hearing, since these proceedings were closed to them. A yelling judge is juicy stuff but would show bias on the part of His Honor. And does a judge, even one near La La Land, want to look as though taking up for these ridiculous Kardashians is more important than judicial decorum so early in the procedurals?