With fishing season beginning Saturday, restored order in our fair state appears less a longshot than a real possibility. Cardinals have been back a month or more, grouse are drumming and walleyes are spawning in streams from Winton to Warroad. So pieces are falling into place. What's needed now is the all-clear from television's cheery blow-dry set, and we can emerge from our winter hovels, blinking into the sunlight, the lucky among us holding fishing rods.
A mystery, this, that not everyone fishes, and I've often wondered just what these non-anglers do with their time. I'm sure on the opener, and for a week or two thereafter,the odd yard is raked or car washed. Yet while turkey hunting Friday morning, and daydreaming about this segmentation of the citizenry into anglers and non-anglers, I considered ruefully the entertainment options that foment the distinction, not least the Chippendales performance I saw advertised for "opening weekend widows'' — compared to which pulling a Lindy Rig or long-lining a floating Rapala might seem small potatoes.
Yet it's an existential consideration, why some people fish and others don't. Certainly in Minnesota, heritage must be credited for the state's industrial-size interest in wetting a line. The Sioux did it here first, by spear, net and hook. Then the Ojibwe, followed by French fur traders, also the Swedes, Finns, Germans and Norwegians, among others.
Regardless of their origin, these early residents were startled by the bounty of fish that inhabited the waters of what would become Minnesota. And while the Department of Conservation, forerunner to the Department of Natural Resources, wasn't established until 1931, thus formalizing many hunting and fishing times, a seasonal rhythm governed generally by the angle of sun was recognized from the outset: Ice formed on lakes in October and November, sap flowed from maples in March and April, and open-water fishing took hold again in spring, usually in May.
Thus were born the state's harvesting and gathering traditions, including the beginning of summer fishing.
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Various degrees of wackiness have been attributed to fishing's first weekend, and it is true that distilled beverages, card games and dimly lit cabins have been part of the revelry. Nonetheless, fishing is the real attraction, also friends, and when these are combined with a collective realization that winter has ended, or — as this year — might someday end, celebration ensues, inebriation not required.
The goal, of course, is to catch fish. And not just any fish, walleyes.