LAKE OF THE WOODS, ONTARIO - Hero stories in which a tale's main guy conquers all and returns home to flowers strewn at his feet date to Odysseus. More recently, we have Daniel Boone, Lewis and Clark and Dale Earnhardt Jr. The point is, I would have taken all bets that I could have caught a muskie on this lake in two days of fishing last week. Then upon my return in casual conversation and especially at the bait shop, I could have dropped nonchalantly a reference to my accomplishment, receiving in return the look known universally among anglers that says, "Yeah, baby."
A year ago at this time on this same lake it was Katie bar the door, muskie-wise. It wasn't that we couldn't keep them off our Jakes and Suicks and Cowgirls. Muskie fishing is never that good. Instead the tally was one or two whenever we left the dock, with twice or even three times that number of follows.
Dumb as it is to fish such memories year after year, everyone dating to Izaak Walton has done it. Santiago in Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea" went fishless for 84 days -- a dry spell rarely equaled, except by outdoors writers. On the 85th day, had he thumbed the short distance to Havana for some big-time R&R featuring rum and ill-gotten women he could have been forgiven. Instead, he pointed his double-ender still farther out to sea, promising his one-time sidekick Manolin he would hook the timelessly referenced "big one," and impress the other dudes at the bait shop (OK, not exactly). The upshot is, in fishing, as in most endeavors, determination is everything, win or lose.
I didn't fish alone. My wife, Jan, and younger son, Cole, were along, and we stayed in our pickup camper, parked hard by the shores of the lake. Our plan was to fish with friends who squirrel away their summers on an island in what some might consider a trapper's shack. Beavers rampage here against boathouses and escape too often the iron sites of an old Winchester. Also wild dogs roam the grounds. And the best "fisherman" on the place is a Vietnamese-come-American woman named Jeannine, who among other feats for five years has been able to "call" the same pet bass to her side by merely sing-songing its name. "Susie," she yodels from the dock, and the bass appears, soon to be given a minnow as reward.
A ragtag bunch, then, and we set out Thursday morning in two boats amid rain showers that alternated to downpours. The cold front that swept over Minnesota late Wednesday by Thursday morning had also gathered Lake of the Woods in its counter-clockwise winds. We wore fleeces and over them rain jackets. The breeze was stiff and as we cast our big plugs and bucktails along the edges of points and submerged islands our boats keeled up unevenly. Here if we caught a muskie we would earn it.
"What are you going with?"
Cole inquires this way about my lure choice, not asking a question so much as attempting to gauge just how daft his old man might be about these things.
Jackpot, I thought? Jake? Bucktail? Cowgirl?