"Demi's Back in Her Little Black Bikini"

And cameras are present? No

February 15, 2011 at 9:57PM

And her front, too! This is not a speculation; this is the actual headline at popsugar.com. To be exact and complete: "Demi's Back in Her Little Black Bikini For More Beach Fun With Shirtless Ashton." The pictures are here. Demi seems remarkably composed for someone who's just enjoying a vacation, and then there's this guy! Taking pictures! For what? Is he going to sell them? Get out of here! Ashton! Snap off a length of bamboo and thrash the villain!

Or, they paid him to take the pictures and her people sent them to the celebrity mags. You make the call.

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