The NFL will hold its conference semifinals without a single defense ranked in the top five in third downs, yards per game, yards per play or points allowed.
Yes, it's been a tough season on that side of the ball.
But it's not too late for defenders to write a U-turn ending to the Great Offensive Explosion of 2018.
The underdog Colts, Chargers, Cowboys and Eagles head into this weekend's games looking to throw four giant buckets of reality on the final four fantasy that would feature rising star Patrick Mahomes, setting superstar Tom Brady, two offensive brainiacs named Sean and the NFL's top four scoring machines in Kansas City (35.3 points per game), the L.A. Rams (32.9), New Orleans (31.5) and New England (27.3).
The AFC appears ripest for a couple of upsets. The sixth-seeded Colts, 10-1 in their past 11 games, play at the top-seeded Chiefs (12-4) on Saturday while the fifth-seeded Chargers, 8-0 in games played outside Los Angeles, travel to No. 2 seed New England (11-5) to play a Patriots team that's 8-0 at home but 2-2 in its past four games.
If the Colts and Chargers win, Los Angeles would host the first conference title game between teams seeded fifth and sixth. And league headquarters probably would weep quietly over the missed opportunity of the 41-year-old Brady going touchdown-for-touchdown with the 23-year-old Mahomes, à la the Patriots' 43-40 victory back in October.
In the NFC, the Cowboys (11-6) seem most likely to pull an upset. They take the best remaining defense and league rushing champion Ezekiel Elliott into Los Angeles on Saturday to play a No. 2-seeded Rams team that's 13-3, but last in the league in yards allowed per rush (5.07).
Sunday, the sixth-seeded Eagles (10-7) travel to New Orleans to play the top-seeded Saints (13-3). New Orleans beat the Eagles 48-7 two months ago, but since then Philadelphia has gone 6-1 while giving up only 18.9 points per game, including last week's 16-15 wild-card win over No. 3 seed Chicago.