When you're a good tipper an important contributor to Western Civilization, you're used to this sort of thing:
I'm guessing I'm not the only one who read that and thought the cops lined him up with a hooker.
Hash-spinning sounds like something he'd do after a night on the town, just to wind down. I think they mean hashtag. Which also sounds like a game they'd play around the mansion with the goddesses. In case you're curious:
Well, he's a visiting head, but that's about as far as it goes.
You might have heard he's down one goddess, too: true. Bree Olson left him because - well, we don't know why. Could be she thinks he's running out of money.
Did you know it was part of a social-networking trend? It is! We got an email yesterday from a PR film that promised to connect us with a guy who studies these things, and apparently more people are choosing to have interactions about important things via impersonal media, not face to face. We could have called and said we weren't interested, at all, in the least, but that would ruin his point, so we're doing it here.
