Christian Ponder Fever.
The most recent documented case surfaced Tuesday at Champlin-Brooklyn Park Academy. On a day off, the Vikings rookie quarterback set off on a field trip, helping to plant trees at the school. Only several of the attendees were far more concerned with watering the seeds for the Twin Cities' hottest movement.
"A few guys were wondering when I was going to get my chance to start," Ponder said. "They were extremely excited. I just told them I didn't know."
This is life as Ponder knows it right now. He's the sudden unaccomplished hero, a perceived prescription for the affliction that has the Vikings at 0-4.
Yet the waiting game continues.
Donovan McNabb will start against the Cardinals on Sunday afternoon. And Ponder will continue to play the role of understudy, understanding what so few in the general public seem to grasp. It's not his time yet.
"I'm a patient person," Ponder said. "I had to wait a few years to start when I got to Florida State. So I'll wait again."
Quarterbacks coach Craig Johnson has relayed simple advice to Ponder, almost daily. Deep breath. Exhale. Stay patient.