You can't buy class. You either have it, or you go on Howard Stern. Crystal Harris, who may have possibly gotten engaged to Hugh Hefner as a means of advancing her career - possibly! I'm just sayin' - went on Stern to tell everyone what they really need to know.
He's 85, Miss Harris. Maybe what you though was a saggy purple bathrobe actually was Hef naked. Another story on her interviee says:
Uh huh. "Deep reflection" for this one probably consists of getting very, very close to the mirror and looking at herself without blinking.
