You can’t buy class. You either have it, or you go on Howard Stern. Crystal Harris, who may have possibly gotten engaged to Hugh Hefner as a means of advancing her career - possibly! I’m just sayin’ - went on Stern to tell everyone what they really need to know.
Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."
"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."
She adds that they had sex just once.
"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."
He’s 85, Miss Harris. Maybe what you though was a saggy purple bathrobe actually was Hef naked. Another story on her interviee says:
At the time Harris did not explain why she dumped Hefner, except to say on her Twitter account that the decision came after "much deep reflection and thought" and that she continues to have the "utmost respect for Hef."
Uh huh. “Deep reflection” for this one probably consists of getting very, very close to the mirror and looking at herself without blinking.