What would you rather do on a Sunday morning than wake up early and read weekly picks and power rankings involving 32 teams that basically are of equal strength and ability to beat, lose to or tie anyone on any given Sunday, Monday, Saturday, Thursday (and some day, when the revenue ceiling needs to be extended to a gazillion bazillion dollars, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday as well)?
CRAIG'S NFL POWER RANKINGS
BEST OF THE BUNCH
1. Seahawks (11-4)
Why: The defending champions have Russell Wilson, a running game and a defense that is allowing an average of 6.6 points during a current five-game winning streak. If these fellas throw home-field advantage on top of all that, you're looking at the NFC champions right here.
THE REST
2. Patriots (12-3); 3. Cowboys (11-4); 4. Lions (11-4); 5. Packers (11-4); 6. Bengals (10-4-1); 7. Broncos (11-4); 8. Steelers (10-5); 9. Cardinals (11-4); 10. Colts (10-5); 11. Chargers (9-6); 12. Texans (8-7); 13. Ravens (9-6); 14. Dolphins (8-7); 15. Chiefs (8-7); 16. Giants (6-9); 17. Panthers (6-8-1); 18. Rams (6-9); 19. Falcons (6-9); 20. Saints (6-9); 21. Redskins (4-11); 22. Eagles (9-6); 23. Raiders (3-12); 24. Bills (8-7).
THE VIKINGS
25. Vikings 6-9 (Last week: 22): You can talk about the better draft pick that could come with a loss today all you want. From this viewpoint, there's more value in terms of mental health for the people of this franchise to beat the Bears. A 7-9 record will be remembered, discussed and received much better than a 6-10 season that saw the Vikings lose their last three games and go 0-6 in the division with a loss to a Bears team that was about to be blown to bits by its ownership.
THE REST OF THE REST
26. 49ers (7-8); 27. Browns (7-8); 28. Bears (5-10); 29. Jets (3-12); 30. Jaguars (3-12); 31. Titans (2-13).
WORST OF THE BUNCH
32: Buccaneers (2-13): We flip-flopped the Titans and the Bucs from their bottom two spots for this final game-day power ranking. We wanted the Bucs down here to remind people that back in March, it was the Bucs who were universally considered among or at the top of the lists proclaiming "FREE AGENCY WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!" Remember that the next time you have to urge to get this excited over offseason NFL news.
THREE REASONS FOR VIKINGS FANS TO BE HOPEFUL