Winners a month ago, the reigning Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens were universally lumped in with this week's "losers."
Funny how that works for teams that draft well and win championships. Funny how those of us who do the lumping this time of year never learn that the first week of free agency is rarely, if ever, a good time for adulation and granting a spot among the media's "winners."
A colleague might have put it best. "This," he said, "is Browns season!" Presumably, the Ravens, Steelers and their combined eight Super Bowl rings are OK with sharing some positive AFC North headlines in the month of March.
If the Pro Football Hall of Fame had a wing set aside for the champions of March, Redskins owner Dan Snyder would be Curly Lambeau. Albert Haynesworth, the worst of Snyder's many expensive swings and misses through many a spring, would be Joe Greene.
This year, Mike Wallace, the top prize of 2013, would be guaranteed of going to Miami and making Ryan Tannehill the next Ben Roethlisberger. Then he'd run and catch deep balls like Paul Warfield. After all, no team ever has gone wrong in March with an overpay-and-pray philosophy, right?
The league's bottom feeders need successful teams with sound, draft-based foundations to nibble on in March. The Ravens, of course, are no strangers to being eaten alive.
This year, chunks of flesh are being torn away because Baltimore's only priority resulted in quarterback Joe Flacco getting $120.6 million over six years. That's why two top defenders, Paul Kruger and Dannell Ellerbe, ended up in Cleveland and Miami, respectively, for a combined $75.6 million.
Throw in cornerback Cary Williams signing with Philadelphia, the Anquan Boldin trade to San Francisco, Ray Lewis' retirement and Ed Reed's expected departure via free agency and, well, the Ravens are kaput. Right?