"Wear a hat."
I received this advice recently from a scalpel-wielding woman who, on a spring morning when crappies were likely biting, carved basal cell carcinoma from my forehead and peered deeply into a watermelon pink divot in my nose from a previous squamous cell carcinoma surgery.
"Yep, a hat would do you good," my dermatology physician assistant repeated.
As a man who often needs to be told things twice, I was quick to pick up on Nicole Manecke's sage counsel. Indeed, I now protect my noggin from the sun's dangerous rays much more aggressively than I did before paying medical bills, swabbing my schnoz each day with hydrogen peroxide and missing morning coffee with the boys due to follow-up appointments.
You should probably follow her advice, too.
Formerly of Chicago, Manecke told me she is blown away by the significantly higher number of skin cancer patients she has seen since leaving Illinois in 2006. Clearly, the Brainerd Lakes area is home to a far higher percentage of fair-skinned Caucasians than Chicago, and Caucasians are more prone to skin cancer than those of darker complexions because they have less melanin, a pigment that protects skin from ultraviolet rays. Still, Manecke said Minnesota's hunting, fishing, boating and read-a-book-on-the-beach lifestyle is a factor, too, especially among those who historically did not wear a hat or slather-up with sunscreen containing a protection factor (SPF) of at least 30.
Because a sun-shielding hat is essential to personal safety, allow me to share some of my recent sartorial and cancer-related discoveries.
First, do know that a hat should do more than simply protect one's brow, nose, ears and neck from the sun. A good sporting hat must be at the ready to serve as a bat for swatting pesky ankle-biting flies, a bag for toting wild mushrooms and berries, a ladle for lifting a faceful of cool water from a trout stream, or even a towel for wiping the last remnants of northern pike slime from one's hands. Such demands eliminate most hats worn at the Kentucky Derby.