Cliche Open? Everyone warm and fuzzy about Muirfield _ unless male-only membership comes up

GULLANE, Scotland — Let's see if we've got this straight about Muirfield.

It's a fair test.

There are no surprises.

And it's just plain "neat," as Tiger Woods kept saying over and over Tuesday.

If you've come looking for startling revelations at this British Open, time to move on.

Nothing to see here.

The clichés have been flowing freely as the golfers prepare for the third major of the year, no one daring to say anything that could be construed as the least bit controversial. Golfers, as a general rule, are a bit buttoned-down to begin with, but this week they seem especially reluctant to open up or express the least bit of discontent.

But no one who'll actually hit a shot this week has been willing to take sides on the issue.

"I don't make the policies here," Woods said. "I'm not a member, so I'm not going to speak for the club."

But if you want to ask the players about the course itself, they'll gladly dole out the accolades.

Again and again and again.

"Bad golf gets punished and good golf gets rewarded," Graeme McDowell said. "I think it's a very fair golf course. I like it a lot."

Anything to add, Brandt Snedeker? "It's always a special week, especially here at Muirfield. The golf course is fantastic. It's unlike any British I've played in before, where the ball is bouncing everywhere. It's really firm and fast. The course is in fantastic shape. The greens are some of the best I've seen."

Maybe if the wind picks up, or some freakish storm sweeps over the course — as it did in 2002, the last time the Open was here — those opinions will take a turn.

But, at the moment, it's nothing but a lovefest.

"Each and every hole is a little bit different," defending champion Ernie Els said. "There's left to rights, right to lefts, and it all happens out there. Every links shot that you can imagine, you're going to play it this week."

Just don't bother asking about what happens at the club the other 51 weeks of the year.

"That's for the club to decide," he said bluntly.

The weather hasn't been an issue at all — warm and sunny through the practice rounds, with nary a hint of rain. The course is more yellow than green, a product of the largely dry conditions, certainly nothing like it was the last time the Open came to Muirfield.

Back in 2002, during the third round, the weather suddenly took a dramatic turn for the worse. The temperature plummeted. The winds howled. The rains pounded those unfortunate enough to be out on the course, a group that included Woods.

His hopes of a Grand Slam were washed away by an 81, which remains his highest score as a professional.

That's a part of the Muirfield history he would prefer to forget.

As always, Woods comes into a major championship as the overwhelming favorite, having reclaimed the world's No. 1 ranking and already having won four times this year on the PGA Tour.

But the feeling of invincibility is no longer there, wiped out by the longest major drought of his career. Woods hasn't won one of golf's Big Four since his 14th career title at the 2008 U.S. Open. Since then, he's gone through embarrassing revelations about his personal life, a divorce, a swing change, and a series of nagging injuries — the latest of which is a strained left elbow that sidelined him for the past month.

Woods insists his elbow is fine, but it's no longer a given — or even necessarily expected by a lot of people — that he'll be hoisting the claret jug as the sun slowly sets Sunday evening.

Eighteen golfers have divvied up the last 20 major titles.

Woods is not among them. He still has a good shot at breaking Jack Nicklaus' record of 18 majors, but it no longer looks like a lock at age 37.

Yep, everything is hunky-dory at this British Open.