March Madness gained a whole new definition on Wednesday, when a day of coronavirus chaos was capped with the NCAA's announcement that its upcoming tournaments would be played without customers.
Thus, from First Four in Dayton next week to the Final Four in Atlanta, the Big Dance of 2020 will be a minuet.
At the same time the NCAA was taking this astounding action, Minnesota's four-class girls' basketball tournament was going on as scheduled, and no complaints were overheard.
There were a dozen games played in the two adjacent arenas on the University of Minnesota campus: Williams Arena and the pavilion that is its baby sister.
The action started at 10 a.m. with Hopkins and its superstar, Paige Bueckers, playing Cambridge-Isanti in the Class 4A opener in the Barn, and with DeLaSalle vs. Hermantown in Class 3A in the Pav.
It was a cruise for both of the defending champions, Hopkins 85-55 and DeLaSalle 85-52, and then came Stillwater-Park Center in the Barn and Simley-Holy Angels next door.
Lucy Menssen and Ryann Eddy, a pair of 15-year-old basketball players from Northfield, had arrived early to watch Bueckers. What was the scouting report?
"She was great, of course," Eddy said.