Shake, don't stir, the martinis. I'm in GoldenEye, sitting at James Bond's birthplace, which is a small corner desk where Ian Fleming created the world's most dashing superspy in 1952 and banged out all 14 Bond books. Fleming's three-bedroom Jamaica beach pad seems rather simple, considering the British naval officer-turned-bestselling-author hatched Pussy Galore, Auric Goldfinger, assassin-thwarting gizmos, rocket bombs and other do-or-die havoc on this very spot.
Anybody — covert or not — can book it for a vacation.
Never mind that just a few days ago, 007 killing machine Daniel Craig overnighted here.
"Fleming didn't want the house to be fancy," recalls nearly 82-year-old Chris Blackwell, whose spirited mother, Blanche, lived close by and purportedly was the longtime love of the married Fleming. "When I went there, it was very militaristic and very sparse. There wasn't a cushion in sight. He would wake up, swim, write after breakfast, nap. He was very disciplined."
Your mission: soaking up sun, fun and iconic history. Blackwell — London-born and Jamaica-raised — built, owns and hangs out at the 52-acre GoldenEye resort, although he's probably better known as the legendary music producer who vaulted Bob Marley and Jamaican reggae to international fame. Bring a license to chill because the disarming seaside resort — which includes what is now called "Fleming's Villa" — is a spread-out enclave of 44 rustic-chic cottages, lagoon dwellings and multicolored beach huts, fringed by flowering jungle with gravel roads. It's more enchantingly Gilligan's Island than secret agent glitz. Except you are being surveilled in the ocular-shaped saltwater Eye Pool: A giant turquoise eyeball stares up as swimmers splash overhead.
Blackwell's own dossier is fascinating. He palled around in his teens with Errol Flynn, was rescued by Rastafarians after a boating mishap, founded megahit Island Records (besides Marley, his artists included U2, Tom Waits and Cat Stevens), and is a boutique hotel-and-rum mogul. He also saved nearby frozen-in-time Firefly, the tropical lair of illustrious raconteur playwright Noël Coward; this sunset hour, the laid-back Blackwell and I are sipping fruity Blackwell Rum-label cocktails on Firefly's lawn next to Coward's grave.
We'll get to that chapter shortly. As for Fleming's house, "It is creatively blessed. I lent it to Sting and he wrote his biggest record there, 'Every Breath You Take,' " Blackwell says. He mentions it not to brag because this is one unpretentious multimillionaire, clad in a well-worn lavender souvenir sweatshirt emblazoned "Montauk."
Guests staying at the resort can tour Fleming's villa if it's not rented. Three days before my peek, Craig slept in the white-canopied four-poster bed adjacent to Fleming's toiled-over writing desk. The extravagantly paid leading man was about to begin filming the untitled 25th Bond movie elsewhere in Jamaica, bringing the suave sleuth back to his roots. The first movie, "Dr. No" (1962), was shot in this Caribbean nation. Bond buffs will never forget when sultry shell-clutching Ursula Andress emerges from the ocean in a knife-belted bikini.