Two guys in black walk into a Lake Minnetonka mansion.
These 60-something guys with giant puffs of hair aren't your ordinary men in black. It's Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley from Kiss, the band that made makeup, pyro and wanting to rock 'n' roll all night and party every day famous.
This isn't your ordinary Lake Minnetonka mansion. This is chez Muffy MacMillan, the philanthropist and Cargill heir.
Ms. Cargill met Mssrs. Kiss on Tuesday night in the name of hunger, charity and rock 'n' roll.
MacMillan was the host to nearly 900 people — who shelled out anywhere from $500 to $50,000 — at a benefit concert for two global charities, Opportunity International and Matter.
The tanned, tony and very blond people dined on surf 'n' turf tacos and watermelon-and-feta salad in white tents on the vast MacMillan lawn. It was hard to spot Kiss T-shirts, though one woman in a stylish black dress proudly had her face painted a la Stanley's "Starman" makeup. However, most everyone was carrying a Kiss on a stick hand-fan decorated with Simmons' famously made-up face.
When Simmons, Stanley, Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer hit the stage without makeup, everyone put down their fans, got off their white padded folding chairs and partied.
"For old farts, they're kicking butt," said Dan Heiland, 60, of Excelsior, said of the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Famers who have been rocking since 1973.