KARE 11's Blake McCoy has the best hair, according to a website that looked at "Local Newsmen With the Best Hair by State." Fox 9's Tom Butler has the second best mane in Minnesota.
"It's quite an honor. I was as shocked as anybody else," said McCoy, without nearly enough sarcasm in his voice. He later contradicted that last comment. "There have been a lot of e-mails exchanged. No one is surprised. Everyone says it was a well-deserved honor."
Lots of locks are sticking up and changing colors on KARE's air, so I asked McCoy if his really is the best. "Evidently, if it's between me and …" said McCoy. I'm going to reduce the size of the target on McCoy's back by withholding that name.
As a child, McCoy's hair was "kind of sun-kissed blond that's turned brown over time. I was born in California. I'm a California boy." That explains all those shirtless Twitter photos.
It was hard to tell Wednesday if Butler's smile was bigger because of the silly fun related to his hair's national recognition. Someone told me his mother, Marlene, who lives in Seattle, laughed out loud when she heard about it.
I've had my hands in Butler's hair many times, beckoned by its fullness, ridiculous perfection and lack of obvious product.
Of course, I have a beef with getgoodhead.com's list. When are you going to recognize what's left on the heads of those guys with little or no hair? Given advances in "hair systems," you could also show those TV guys in the modern-day toupees some love, too, although it looks to me as if a couple slipped onto the list already.
And why didn't WCCO-TV's Frank Vascellaro make the cut? I smell sabotage from one of Vascellaro's former KARE colleagues.