C.J.: Lizz Winstead's going 'full frontal' -- yikes -- at her Cedar Cultural Center year-in-review shows

Political satirist, LadyPartsJustice.org co-founder and "Daily Show" co-creator Lizz Winstead signed a recent e-mail, "Peace, Love & Pointergate." That's a big fat clue that the most memorable story of Jay Kolls' career at KSTP-TV is likely to be skewered during her annual year-in-review, which brings her home to Minnesota for performances around New Year's Eve.

The clue was confirmed in another e-mail promoting her shows: "2014 was a bumper crop of material folks and I am gonna cover it all. From the NFL and the GOP, POTUS to KSTP, I'm going full frontal Lizz in calling them out."

Full frontal? "It means just when you think you know how I'm going to take on something, watch out! I might go even farther," Winstead told me by phone last week. She is delighted by Twitter's #pointergate. "I loved the pointergate story because it's ridiculous. It was such a stretch and revealed the worst in people. When you just make assumptions that are so wildly disprovable, what is wrong with you?"

This year's show, "Lizz 2014: Plan B from Outer Space," will be at Cedar Cultural Center Dec. 27 and 31. 7:30 p.m.

The opening act is her special guest and comedian pal Frank Conniff, the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" cult figure.

Since Winstead's specialty is biting commentary about behavior, I asked her to do a Q & A about what she hopes the newsmakers below learned about themselves in 2014.

She kind of stuck with the mission. You all know I can't tell a mind as creative as Winstead's exactly what to do, right?

A: Why not just offer pox-infested stadium blankets at your home games while you're at it!

Q: Grand juries?

A: I have seen more even-handedness from Nancy Grace.

Q: What's up with NBC's Dr. Nancy Snyderman?

A: Nancy and the nurse in Maine I feel [were behaving] the same: They let science, not ignorant panic dictate how they would live their lives. [In the case of Dr. Nancy, she thought:] I will not be governed by mob rule! I told you I'm not sick. I don't have a fever. You are quarantining me for no reason. She's a physician. She knows better than all of us. And yet we have a czar [to combat Ebola] when we have five people in the United States with Ebola, [and] the epidemic of campus violence or any epidemic really [for which] we don't have a czar.

A: This guy is a horrible [alleged] epidemic. We need a Cosby czar.

Q: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

A: Brand Ambassador for abuse apologists.

Q: Adrian Peterson, maybe a soon-to-be ex-Viking, but for-sure-retired Whuppin' Room Muscle?

A: Switch-hitting anywhere outside of a baseball diamond is what we call abuse.

A: Watch your back on the mean streets of Linden Hills.

Q: People on Twitter who disagree with you?

A: People on Twitter don't disagree with me. Cowards who hide behind an avatar with an eagle wrapped in the flag slapped and finished off with a Benghazi ribbon disagree with me.

Q: Departing Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, main girl of your late Mom, Ginny — who might enjoy rap had she heard MB on the mike?

A: Bachlemore just gave Jay-Z one more problem.

A: Is slowly starting to look like everyone in your grandma's Zumba class.

Q: Elizabeth Lauten — the former congressional communications director whose Tiger Beat fashion critic audition [of the Obama girls] went terribly wrong?

A: Once a mean girl, always a mean girl.

Q: Kim Kardashian's overexposed arse & other body parts?

A: I wish the Korean government had been offended by that Kardashian photo.

A: Orange ya proud?