MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell threw his new bride, Dallas Yocum, a party Saturday.
It was quite a bash despite the absence of Otis Redding III and Bob Seger (… rumors to the contrary; I'll explain later).
The Oak Ridge Hotel and Conference Center in Chaska was decked out (inside and out) for the scheduled 3 p.m.-to-midnight celebration that began with the marriage ceremony.
There was a fireworks show that I know was in the $20,000 to $50,000 price range — indicative of someone having too much money, I told Lindell.
He came right back at me with a joke about how it was an expense he could afford now that he wasn't throwing away money on cocaine.
Read all about Lindell's life in his upcoming autobiography, "Against the Wind," co-written with Michael Levine.
As Lindell movingly said in remarks at the reception, he regrets nothing in his past because all those events led him to this wonderful day with Dallas, a MyPillow executive.
Lindell enjoys stressing that he is not a "two-forker." In other words, he prides himself as a guy who eschews fancy meals where more than one fork is required.