The burger: The New Grandview Grill isn't so new. It has been a fixture at Grand and Fairview (Grand-Fairview, get it?) in St. Paul's Mac-Groveland neighborhood for as long as I can remember (its earliest reference in the Strib's archives dates to 1995), serving its daytime, eggs-a-zillion-ways menu to a devoted clientele.
That format changed earlier this year, when owner John McCarty extended the restaurant's hours to include dinner. Hurrah. Now moviegoers at the nearby Grandview 1 & 2 have a pre- and post-movie option beyond a Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt at the adjacent Subway franchise.
To lure customers unaccustomed to dining at the Grandview after dark, McCarty has instituted a whopper of a deal: A burger, fries and a shake, for $9.95. That's approaching fast-food territory. And it's so much better.
What arrives is a nothing-fancy burger (the formal name is, appropriately, the "Plain Jane Burger"), and there's nothing off-kilter about that. The hand-formed patty has a quarter-pounder's heft, and stretches to the edges of the bun. It's lightly (perhaps too gingerly?) seasoned, and taken to medium-well on the flattop grill, a more-char/less-juice equation. The bun, (just barely) toasted, fulfills all basic bun requirements.
Garnishes are what you'd expect. There's a tomato slice (flavorless and juice-free, like the vast majority of off-season tomatoes, but for $9.95 you weren't expecting a cosseted heirloom variety, right?), a crisp lettuce leaf and a plucked-from-the-jar dill pickle spear. Cheese? Good-old American, naturally.
There's a bonus round, in the form of a shake. It's creamy and thick-ish (not so dense that it can't be consumed with a straw), and crowned with a swirl of whipped cream (OK, a canned, whipped cream-esque invention that probably started with something resembling a dairy product). The chocolate in my chocolate shake didn't possess what anyone would call a powerhouse flavor, but it did the trick (I mentioned $9.95, right?).
File this one under "W," for What You See is What You Get. There are no surprises (other than that boffo price), no bells and whistles, just plainspoken, take-a-seat-at-the-counter burger honesty. I'll take it. And I'll be back, before the movie.
Price: The aforementioned $9.95. That's a Black Friday-level value, but it's available year-round, but not at lunch. Order between 3 and 9 p.m., daily.