First things first. Yes, 90-cent hamburgers!
It's a deal with a one-day-only shelf life: Dec. 5. The occasion? To mark the 90th birthday of the 5-8 Club in south Minneapolis.
Those 90-cent burgers will not be the kitchen's signature cheese-stuffed Juicy Lucys (pictured, above); they'll be the menu's classic, single-patty iteration.
"Personally, I like our singles better than the Juicy Lucy," said company president Jill Skogheim. "But we sell more of the Juicy Lucy. That changed ever since the 'Man v. Food' days [when the specialty burger was featured on the popular Travel Channel show]. It used to be an even split."
For the few Burger Friday followers who might be perplexed by the words "Juicy Lucy" (or its alternate spelling, "Jucy Lucy"), it's Minnesota's contribution to the burger pantheon, a kind of extra-thick, inside-out cheeseburger, where a pair of patties are pinched around a small amount of cheese.
At the 5-8, each Juicy Lucy patty ("Fresh, never frozen," said Skogheim), weighs in at a quarter-pound, and the cheese options are American, blue, pepper Jack and Swiss. The grill's heat turns the cheese into the dairy equivalent of volcanic magma.
No wonder my all-smiles and whip-efficient 5-8 server offered this sage bit of advice: "You might want to let it sit for a few minutes before you take a bite," she said, a ploy that allows the dangerously hot molten cheese to attempt to return to its more palatable solid form. Duly noted.
There's a raging controversy over the cheese-stuffed burger's origin story: was it created at the 5-8, or at another south Minneapolis dive bar, Matt's? Someday, historians will uncover the truth.