The burger: Come September, I generally have a predictable reaction when the evenings begin to turn cool. I imagine a ticking clock hovering somewhere above the venerable Dari-ette Drive-In, counting off the days until owner Angela Fida yields to Minnesota's slide into winter and pulls the plug on her seasonal, semi-outdoor business. The inevitable usually occurs sometime in October.
"It depends on the weather," she said. "It's unpredictable."
In other words, it's now-or-never time for a crack at the drive-in, and its signature item, at least for burger lovers: the third-pound Burger-ette.
Come on, what else where they going to name it? First, the stats: It's a third-pound beef patty, formed into a flat, bun-sized disk and grilled to just-past medium, so there's enough char to tickle the taste buds.
The sesame seed-studded bun is one of those pleasingly soft monsters, large enough to handle the patty, not to mention the essential roster of California burger-esque garnishes. There's a thick-cut (but disappointingly flavorless) tomato slice, what feels like half a head of cool, crunchy iceberg lettuce, a slice of gooey (and super-salty) American cheese and enough mayo to make a smallish chicken salad.
Add it all up, and the Burger-ette is one of those two-handed, unapologetically sloppy burgers (in the vein of the Big Mac or the Whopper, only better) that's notable for its whole-hearted simplicity, and its value. Don't wait until next April – when Fida reopens – to get a crack at it.
Price: $7.
Fries: Extra. The Burger-ette "basket" version includes crisp, salty, deeply golden fries – and a side of coleslaw – for $2.50. Or, for the same price, skip the fries and indulge in a different kind of carb: a side order of spaghetti. Don't want coleslaw? A straight-up serving of those can't-eat-just-one fries is $1.99.