To all of the men in the world:
You missed out.
You should've grown up an Ostdiek.
You should've grown up in a house packed with racing trophies that you and your brother won. You should've grown up with a race simulator in your rec room, a mother who begs you to drive faster, and a garage in which you don't notice the golf, baseball, hockey, football, snowboarding and lacrosse equipment because of the two cool mini-race cars and the video feed of your last victory and/or crash.
You should've grown up in a friendly house in Lakeville with a racing trailer parked out front and a father willing to spend his spare time tuning your engines and wrenching your bumpers into place, a few minutes north of the racetrack where so many of your family members shredded tread.
Matthew Ostdiek, who attends Lakeville North High School and works at Elko Speedway and a few golf courses, is 16. Racing quarter-midget cars, he won five championships and 185 races, including the Junior Rookie Gasoline Alley Championship at Indianapolis Motor Speedway in 2002. Now he's racing Legends cars, and he became the youngest racer ever to win a Great North Legends Feature event at Elko Speedway.
Michael Ostdiek, who started racing at 5, attends Kenwood Trail Middle School in Lakeville. Only 14, he won five quarter-midget track championships and set two track records. He started racing Legends cars, slightly bigger and more powerful vehicles than quarter-midgets, this year.
On a recent Saturday, the two competed in the same Legends race at Elko. Matt, gunning for a victory in the last turn, wrecked, and one of his tires targeted Michael's car like a big, bouncing, brotherly spitball. Neither finished, leaving their father to seek assistance in lugging the vehicles into the family trailer, while the boys and their mother, Teresa, socialized along pit row.