It's from the Sun, which could possibly mean the story was made up over the noon hour by a journalist who had three Jameson's, a packet of crisps, and ten cigarettes for lunch, but who are we to judge? The Sun says Britney Spears . . .
And if someone told her you could be king of England by pulling a sword out of a stone she'd be looking into that, too. I'm surprised she hasn't invested in time travel so she can go back to 1963 and keep that awful man Zapruder from shooting the president.
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