Summer is traditionally the time when news slows down, but if the stuff coming across the PopCrush desk today is any indicaction. we're in for a roller-coaster ride, folks.

In other news, Jon Stewart is thinking of taking up racquetball. But there's more!

I wouldn't watch the Golf Channel if you glued my forehead to the screen and Tased me if I blinked, but I would watch a show called "The Haney Project" if it featured Mr. Haney from "Green Acres." Remember that time he tried to sell Mr. Douglas something, and Oliver got all flustered and mad and yelled at him? Classic.