Never thought I'd write that headline, ever. If you follow sports, this probably isn't a surprise. But if you don't keep up on the Vikes, well, this may be "news." It will certainly be unconvincing. OK mag says:

I think the biggest sacrifice a mother can make is sending her infant son to live with wolves in the hopes that they accept the offering and leave the livestock alone, or something of that nature. Sending him off to live with Dad isn't the worst thing in the world. Apparently she had no choice in the matter, though; her husband had the superior skills at feeding and nappy-changing, so off went the tyke.

Me, I have an image of the kid in a Snuggi hanging from a hook in the locker during games, but that's probably not accurate.