UNIONDALE, N.Y. - Pierre-Marc Bouchard took some ribbing from teammates after Sunday's practice.
"Be careful of Butch," Mikko Koivu said sarcastically, insinuating that the mild-mannered Bouchard was a dirty player.
Bouchard didn't find humor in the jokes. He had just stepped out of a telephone hearing with NHL disciplinarian Brendan Shanahan, Wild General Manager Chuck Fletcher, agent Allan Walsh and a union rep.
The call stemmed from Saturday's double-minor high-stick to the mouth of Columbus' Matt Calvert, an infraction that cost Bouchard a two-game suspension later Sunday and $44,108 in salary.
Blue Jackets coach Scott Arniel called Bouchard's stick foul an "attempt to injure" and "baseball swing." The Wild contended Calvert instigated the altercation and lifted Bouchard's stick into his own mouth. Calvert lost three teeth.
The NHL essentially ruled that even if you grant Calvert lifted Bouchard's stick, Bouchard was facing Calvert and tried to whack him.
"It was just a bad accident," Bouchard said before learning his fate. "It was a battle there on the faceoff. He comes after me before the puck drops, and we go at it. I was going to whack him on the hands, but he lifted my stick and it hits him in the mouth. I'm not that kind of player. I was not aiming for his mouth."
Walsh said in an e-mail: "What message is Brendan Shanahan sending with this unwarranted suspension? All perennial Lady Byng candidates should now be on notice that when an opponent high sticks himself in the mouth, he can expect a minimum suspension of 2 regular season NHL games. This result is a shameful farce for the League."