Headline of the day so far:

 

Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher Put Babies on Hold

 

Stop calling mommy and daddy at work, sweethearts! We’re busy.

Bottom headline of yesterday, in case you missed it:

 

EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin & Girlfriend Say They Were Humiliated At Taco Bell -- Read The Complaint

 

It is indeed exclusive. Can’t find anyone else running with this one. It’s almost as if “Jon Gosselin & Girlfriend” isn’t the dynamic package of atomic charisma the gossip industry wants us to believe it is.

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