Meet AARP Barbie!
Yes, Barbie is 50 years old today, joining the ranks of women whose birthday candles generate enough heat to melt their mascara. She's the world's most famous cougar (now that commitment-phobic Ken has become the George Clooney of 11 1/2-inch dolls). She's had dozens of careers and makeovers, been analyzed, fetishized and Baywatch-ized.
Yet to women who were little girls half a century ago, Barbie is still just Barbie -- the doll that freed them from playing Mommy and instead let them play grown-up. Just the name Barbie is enough to transport them back to afternoons propping her up on the Dream House sofa and hoping that Santa would bring them the "Solo in the Spotlight" gown.
Here's what they might not have expected: Today's little girls still play Barbie. In fact, 70 percent of U.S. girls ages 3-10 own at least one Barbie doll. On average, three Barbies are sold worldwide every second.
Tammy dolls and Tressy dolls (she was the one whose hair "grew") were mere meteors in Barbie's cosmos, flaming out as she morphed into Astronaut Barbie. Remember the "Happy to Be Me" doll, with its thicker waist and wider hips? Didn't think so. The most spirited competitors to Barbie's dominance are the fairly recent Bratz dolls, whose troweled-on makeup and pole-dancing personas make Barbie seem as wholesome as Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Joanne Floyd was a 6-year-old playing with paper dolls and Betsy Wetsys when the ponytailed teen model entered her life.
"What was appealing about Barbie was that she was glamorous, and the primary reason that girls were attracted to her was that they liked to dress up dolls in beautiful clothes," said Floyd, who grew up to be an associate professor of psychology at the College of St. Catherine in St. Paul.
That sounds marvelously uncomplicated, given the controversy that's dogged Barbie, but Floyd is among those who believe that Barbie has been unfairly bullied.