Ty Stone can't stop moving, can't stop talking. He prowls the tiny dressing room in a sequined red suit, swigging from a giant energy drink, muttering and barking.
"Bring that light down! It looks like a living room out there."
"I want the horns brassy."
"I need that bass hard. That's the funk!"
Onstage, the 10-piece band busts out into a tight vamp. Offstage, Stone's energy ratchets up another few notches. He jumps — suddenly, smoothly, urgently. Shimmying his hips, raising his arms, he twitches his feet in their tight, pointed English boots.
"I'm ready for you!" Stone growls. "I'm ready, so you be ready!
"It's not showtime. It's star time!"
He bursts from the dressing room and enters the theater from the rear, shaking hands with audience members as he makes his way down the aisle. He climbs to the stage, grabs the mic.