
I've admitted – repeatedly – that I'm a dog name 'Snob' with a capital "S." So without further adieu, allow me to offer a dog name I love for each letter of the alphabet . . . with a couple extras thrown in for good measure.
A is for Aspen. Although this name is on the edge of too common, since I know three co-workers with dogs with this name, I must admit I love the multi-level nod to a place this name inspires. It could be referencing a town in Colorado or a favored grouse-y habitat. Either way, I can picture it, smell it and embrace it as a dog's moniker.
B is for Bine. Pronounced "BeNay." I'm incredibly reluctant to put this name in print because I've ear-marked it for myself and believe it's so dang cool that people are going to "steal" it in droves. And, you all know how snobbish I become when a dog name reaches too high a popularity level. So, at the risk of exposing my next dog's name to the world, I introduce you to the Ojibwe name for ruffed grouse: Bine. Have a listen to its pronunciation.
C is for Como. Wayne Carlson, a friend of mine, named his spectacular Brittany after the St. Paul, Minnesota neighborhood where he and his wife, Emily, reside. I love bird dog names referencing places people cherish. #SenseOfPlace
D is for Dude. The Big Lebowski. I don't think I need to write any more. If you don't get it, don't name your dog "The Dude." If you do get it . . .
E is for Eve. According to Internet folklore, the band Eve 6 came up with their name after watching an episode of the X-Files also called "Eve." I love both the X-Files and Eve 6, so naturally gravitated to this name, not to mention the underlying "Adam & Eve" references.
F is for Fydrich. Fidrych references Mark "The Bird" Fidrych, the deceased Detroit Tigers pitcher, 1976 American League Rookie of the Year, Yankee killer, and pop culture transcending character. "The Bird" was known for his quirky personality, which included grooming the mound and talking to the baseball between pitches. To me, Fidrych's nickname – The Bird – makes it a perfect fit for a bird dog's name. Unfortunately, my wife VETOED this name during the process of naming of our last puppy. NOTE: This is also the first appearance of a recurring theme that will most likely irritate all non-Michiganders. I have a strong affinity for dog names associated with Detroit and Michigan sports figures.
G is for Griswold. "Fletch" was a first-runner-up in the "F" section, but Chevy Chase hits the list with his signature character Clark W. Griswold of the National Lampoon's Vacation series.