Eric Thames could have been insulted, could have been defensive, when asked last Tuesday to submit to a drug test for the second time in 10 days. After all, the tests are supposed to be random, not a response to ugly innuendo.
But Thames, after belting his 11th home run of the season, seemed challenged by the "coincidence," and even more so by the not-so-subtle suspicions of steroid use.
"If people keep thinking I'm on stuff, I'll be here every day," Thames told reporters. "I have a lot of blood and urine."
He'd better have a thick skin, too, because these sort of insinuations seem to be part of the modern game anytime a thick-muscled hitter makes a dramatic improvement. Thames was a mediocre outfielder for the Blue Jays and Mariners in 2011-12, hitting only 31 home runs in 181 games, before becoming a star the past three seasons for the NC Dinos in the Korean Baseball Organization.
He signed a three-year contract worth $16 million with the Brewers last winter and has opened the season as the top hitter in baseball, hitting .370 entering the weekend with three more homers than any other player in baseball. And Cubs pitching coach Chris Bosio found it all a little hard to believe. During a radio interview, he not-very-subtly harkened back to baseball's steroid era when discussing Thames.
"He's doing stuff that I haven't seen for a long time," Bosio said. "You start thinking about Ken Griffey Jr., Manny Ramirez when he went to the Dodgers, Barry Bonds … You're talking about some of the greatest players to ever play this game. So yeah, it's probably a head-scratcher because nobody knows who this guy is."
If that weren't enough, he went on to suggest that "when he was here before, his body has changed," another allusion to steroid use.
But it's worth noting that Thames' home runs have come against a mostly undistinguished collection of pitchers in ballparks — Miller Park, Great American Ballpark and Wrigley Field — known for giving up homers. And as one scout familiar with the KBO pointed out, Thames was always more likely to transition quickly to the majors than another notable import from Korea: the Twins' ByungHo Park.