Bieber's fly was open, AP reports. The headline: Earth to Justin Bieber: Barn door's open, dude!
The rest of the piece is a cogitation on the brains of young people, but no one cares about that. They want the photo of the open barn door. So here you go, ecause this will get more hits than anything else today. Also a reminder that this kid manages to stay normal and happy when things like this are flashed by wire services across the world, and subject to intense analysis. Most people would crawl in a cave and brick up the entrance after attention like that.
