Pop quiz time. Beyoncé is:
A) The ultimate pop star of this century, B) a wife and mother, C) one of the most beautiful women in the world, D) winner of 17 Grammys (third most by a woman), E) one of Time magazine's most influential people in the world, F) a pitchwoman for hair products, bikinis, perfume, soda pop and other products, G) part of the world's highest-paid celebrity couple (with Jay Z), H) a friend of Barack and Michelle Obama, I) a control freak who won't allow newspaper photographers at her concerts, J) an empowering feminist and social activist …
Oh geez, I'm exhausted. Let's just go with ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Oh, she can sing and dance, and write and produce hits. And she's a bewitching, bedazzling and beautylicious performer, as 13,000 beaming fans discovered Thursday at nearly sold-out Xcel Energy Center. Still, it was a bewildering performance in terms of pacing, song selection and personality.
Beyoncé, 31, featured seven songs from her 2-year-old album "4," which was probably four too many.
Some more tunes from her Destiny's Child years would have been preferable to the filler that bogged down this two-hour extravaganza. Too many of her songs speak to listeners' feet and booties and not to their minds or her personality. After an evening with her, do we really know her any better?
Her lavishly produced video interludes (so she could exit to change into another fabulous one-piece outfit) came across as a life coach in queen's clothes delivering platitudinous pep talks. Empowering, perhaps, but not insightful into Beyoncé's personality. Do we really believe her singing a song called "Flaws and All" about her being loved despite being imperfect?
She delivered her messages of encouragement and empowerment in other ways, such as having an 11-member all-female band that kicked butt (loved the bassist's pink strings), having nine female dancers (and only two male dancers) who shook butt and inviting fans (including what appeared to be a 3-year-old girl) to sing into her microphone on "Irreplaceable" (you know, "to the left, to the left … ").