Louie Anderson
performing Sunday at Northrop Auditorium "The 1984-85 New Year's. I did nine 'Tonight' shows in six months with Johnny Carson. This was a dream come true, especially returning to Minnesota after that and performing for the hometown fans who welcomed me with open arms."
Mark Mallman
performing Sunday at the Varsity Theater "Hands down the weirdest New Year's Eve I ever spent was I believe in 1995. At 8 p.m., Dan Geller [of Kindercore Records and I Am the World Trade Center] and I emptied out the entire contents of my rehearsal space, leaving only a red light bulb and a balloon. We set an alarm clock for 4 a.m. and spent the next eight hours in a vacuum of total silence. Talk about a Dharma Quest ... or maybe just Geek-A-Palooza ... I tell ya, that brown acid is something else!"
DJ Jake Rudh
spinning Sunday at the Varsity "I signed on to DJ a NYE gig at one of the mansions in Uptown where the crowd was supposed to be black-tie and middle-aged. I came heavily armed with '70s and '80s tunes only to find out upon arrival that it was 95 percent 21-year-olds! The requests for Nelly, Justin and Britney were pouring in. To make a long story short, let's just say the kids got a music history lesson that evening, and once the booze kicked in they actually enjoyed it."
Alexis McKinnis
Vita.mn sex columnist "I celebrated the millennium curled up in my bed crying while my then-boyfriend got drunk with my then-roommate and her two obnoxious girlfriends in the living room. I was pissed off at him for recently cheating on me, disgusted with myself for taking him back, and I couldn't stand my roommate, her pet rodents, her filthy hygiene habits or her loser friends. I didn't even drink that night."
Amy Buchanan
proprietor of Le Cirque Rouge burlesque troupe "It was New Year's Eve 2003 and Le Cirque Rouge played First Avenue. We did a scorching two-hour set, then drove over to our 'club' [the former New French Cafe] to do another show. We were all pretty lit, in more ways than one. I distinctly remember walking in, falling onto the dressing-room floor and kissing it rather lustily. At midnight everyone piled onstage and heartily counted down from 100. The place exploded; bottles popping, champagne everywhere, big wet kisses all around and back again. Certain cast members used the occasion to settle any sexual tension built up over the last six months. This was back when LCR had just started and the mood within the cast was so decadent; it had such pure excitement and creativity. I think we all felt like it was the greatest New Year's Eve ever."
Jason McLean
owner of Loring Pasta Bar, Kitty Kat Club and Varsity Theater "The worst: NYE 2005, trying (unsuccessfully) to open the Varsity and being stood up by my Miss W at midnight. Not too dramatic sounding, but it was the pits."
Dave King
drummer, performing Friday with Halloween, Alaska at First Avenue "The worst would have been 1987 into '88. It started out cool. My girlfriend and I went to a bar in Riverplace where I knew the musicians and they got us in (we were 17!) and we hung out. Then we went to a friend's house (she was an older friend of my girlfriend's who had her own place) and we were going to stay the night there but we got in a fight and she went home. I blew the 17-year-old dream New Year's Eve! I don't remember what the fight was about. I was kind of jealous though, and I know she really thought Larry Mullen Jr. was hot and I didn't look anything like him.
"The best? Really none of them have been very fun. 1999 to 2000 was fun because I was envisioning some of my more mainstream relatives hunkering down in bomb shelters with bottled water and transistor radios and shit. Playing with 12 Rods at the 400 Bar 2001 to 2002, where the confetti bomb went off early, was pretty funny though."