David Beckham will sue the bloody knickers off a mag that said he had it off with a rent-bird!
I think that's English slang. Some of it I made up. Some of it they made up, too:
Beckham could probably have his choice of paramours, but most of the women to whom he might take a fancy would recognize him - either because he's because he's married to Posh, or he's the only soccer player most Americans can name who isn't Pele.
