The No. 1 reason to endorse the arrival of the Internet in the mid-'90s is that it brought us baseballreference.com. This has made covering the Grand Old Game easier than a hanging slider, compared to the days of looking through old scorebooks and microfilm to find details of a long-ago ballgame.
One drawback of Baseball Reference is this: It has been the ruination of many tall tales.
For instance, Bert Blyleven, the popular analyst on FSN's Twins telecasts, will tell us on occasion that allowing home runs isn't so bad, as long as they are solos. And to dramatize this point, Bert will mention that he once gave up five home runs, but they were all solos, and he went deep into the game and was the winning pitcher.
Unfortunately, this fine story is complete hogwash. Blyleven gave up five home runs once in his career: On Sept. 13, 1986, in the Metrodome vs. Texas.
Three of the home runs were solos, one was a two-run home run and Steve Buechele hit a three-run home run in the sixth inning. Oddibe McDowell followed with a triple, and Blyleven was done for the afternoon: 5 1/3 innings, 9 hits, 9 runs, and the losing pitcher in what wound up as a 14-1 drubbing of the Twins.
Joining Buechele in the home run barrage for Texas were Pete O'Brien, Pete Incaviglia, Darrell Porter and Ruben Sierra. And it's a bit surprising that Bert's memory on the outcome is so faulty, since this was the second game managed by Tom Kelly after Ray Miller was fired.
This is brought up as a way of making a confession: Baseball Reference has caught another person in a storytelling lie.
Me.