People that start thinking the voice on the radio is talking directly to them are people we worry about. I'm worried about myself, as of 7 p.m. on Sunday.
The car radio was turned to Outlaw Country, as is frequently the case, and Todd Snider came on and I swear, he said, "Hey, Patrick, listen to this,'' and then jumped into his 2009 classic:
"America's Favorite Pastime,'' a wonderful sendup of Dock Ellis' pitching a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates on June 12, 1970, while dealing with the remnants of an LSD trip.
Dock's accounts of this were varied before his death in 2008 at age 63. As a great songwriter must, Snider incorporated the best of Dock's exaggerations into this tune, such as:
"Taking the mound, the ground turned into; The icing on a birthday cake
"The leadoff man came up and turned into; A dancing rattlesnake."
As those three minutes of tribute to Dock's zany no-no wound up, I realized Snider was saying to me, "This carries with it what's going on in baseball right now, with a dose of what's going on in America.''
A year after the no-hitter, Ellis was the National League's starter in the All-Star Game vs. the American League's Vida Blue. It was the first time two African-Americans had started the game.