There is a wealth of drunken escapades marking the public life of Billy Martin, the ballplayer and manager, and three that stand above the others in my pantheon of amazement.
No. 1: That would be the altercation with Joseph Cooper in October 1979 in the Chez Colette bar at the Hotel de France in Bloomington. First of all, only Billy could start a fight in a place called Chez Colette, and second, Cooper famously turned out to be a marshmallow salesman.
The punch delivered in Bloomington wound up causing George Steinbrenner to fire Martin for the second time.
Yet, it tops my list for a more personal reason, that being what happened with Mike Augustin, friend and colleague, during his pursuit of details for the St. Paul newspapers.
Augie was able to get Howard Wong, the Bloomington restaurant owner and Billy's companion that night, on the phone. Howard had a considerable Chinese edge to his speech, and when giving his version of events over the phone, Augie thought he heard a reference to "Musselman.''
One year earlier, Martin had been making a celebrity appearance to promote Bill Musselman's new basketball team, the Reno Bighorns, and punched a sports writer at the end of an interview.
So, Augie asked: "What was Musselman doing at the hotel?'' He repeated that question again and a frustrated Wong bellowed: "Not Musselman, you dummy … marshmallow!''
Fifty bucks every time Augie repeated that punchline and I'm a rich man today.