Bachelor remains Bachelor

Heartbreaking news.

June 22, 2010 at 2:03PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Jake Pavelka, Television Personality (AP photo)
Jake Pavelka, Television Personality (AP photo) (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Love is a many-splendored thing. It has ebbs, and flows. Who knows what's locked and lurking in the hearts of others? (Besides the Shadow.) Who are we to judge? People come together for mysterious reasons, and drift apart for rationales no outsiders can judge. Like rumors about being surgically enhanced. People is reporting:

I have no idea who these people are - Is Vienna Girardi actually some sort of dessert? - but anyone with a heart has to feel for someone who weathered rumors of plastic surgery, then found herself confronting rumors of betrayal. Anyway, it seems that the couple's bond was not strong enough to withstand the most destructive force on Hollywood affairs: the end of useful publicity. What are they up to now?

Fill me in - are these people actually talented in any discernible way, or are they just in People magazine this week because they were in People magazine before?

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