Already tied for the worst start in franchise history, the Vikings now need to double their victory total just to avoid reaching the depths of Purple infamy seen by only Les Steckel and his boys of 1984.
In 50 completed seasons of Vikings football, Steckel's 3-13 team remains the only one to lose 13 times. It's also the only one to lose more than 11 games, which means this year's team needs to finish an unlikely 3-3 to avoid becoming only the second to do so.
This wasn't a particularly popular topic when passed along to one of the team's more talented current players at Winter Park on Monday. Fortunately, he's media-friendly.
"I don't want to sit here and get into whether we're motivated by not wanting to be one of the worst teams in franchise history," defensive end Jared Allen said. "I don't even know the history of the Vikings or anything like that in that regard. The motivation for us is to just win. There are too many games left this year to be even talking about us being one of the worst teams in franchise history."
Unfortunately, there isn't much to talk about when a team is five games out of third place in its division and tied for the second-worst record in the league (2-8).
The Vikings opened for business in 1961. They started 2-8 that year and the following year. Another 48 seasons passed without a 2-8 start before this year's team found a way to lose at home to an even sloppier team, Oakland, which committed 12 penalties. Even Les' crew had three victories at this point.
The remaining schedule includes six teams with a combined 35-25 record. Four of them (Atlanta, Detroit, New Orleans and Chicago) have a winning record. Only one (Washington) has a losing record, but that game is on the road on Christmas Eve.
Throw in the fact the Vikings' best player (Adrian Peterson) has a high ankle sprain and no reason to rush back and, well, we're talking about the potential for a historic level of misery. That's good for high draft picks, but not so good for fond memories and reputations, eh, Mr. Steckel?