If only newly acquired designated hitter Kendrys Morales could also pitch to cure all of the Twins' issues.
Instead, he watched the pitching staff make history on his first day in uniform. It wasn't anything to brag about, either. The Twins bullpen gave up two grand slams in a 14-5 loss to Houston in the decisive game of their three-game series Sunday at Target Field.
It's only the third time in franchise history the Twins have given up two grand slams in a game and the first since April 22, 1988, against Cleveland.
The Twins trailed 5-3 when Brian Duensing gave up the first grand slam, in the seventh to designated hitter Chris Carter. Closer Glen Perkins then allowed the second grand slam in the ninth, to Jon Singleton, his second career home run.
The Astros had hit two grand slams in a game only once before, against the Mets on July 30, 1969.
"That's not a bad team over there," Perkins said. "They've been playing well for a while now, and they got us today. I think they swing hard in case they hit it, and they hit them today."
The Twins' rough outing on the mound began with Samuel Deduno, who had command issues and recorded his shortest start this season. He lasted three-plus innings and was yanked by Twins manager Ron Gardenhire after loading the bases with no outs in the fourth. All three runs scored against reliever Anthony Swarzak.
Deduno gave up five runs, three hits and four walks. He also hit two batters. Only 40 of Deduno's 79 pitches were strikes.