Ashton tweets a cautionary message

Reading the tea leaves.

September 29, 2011 at 3:55PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

A sign of how news gets out these days. If you consider this news: People says Ashton Kutchner has a novel way of attacking rumors that his marriage to Demi Moore is floundering.

The modern version of picking through the entrails of birds to divine the future: dissecting the lyrics of a song someone's listening to on Spotify. Why did people think the couple was having problems?

So it's her fault? Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that they spent their wedding anniversary apart, and Ashton was seen partying - meaning, drinking - with other people.

You cannot image how much the celeb news biz wants these two to split. Something to write about. They're SO TIRED of them being married.

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