Rob Free is a mercenary sketch artist. He travels from Minneapolis to Tulsa to Kansas City, from convention halls to corporate retreats to weddings. His enemy, across the nation, is vanity.
Of course. He sketches his subjects from behind.
Free is an artist for Original Butt Sketch, a Dallas-based company that appeared last week as an exhibitor at a national conference for special events coordinators at the Tampa Convention Center.
Enthusiastic is the default position of an events coordinator. At the Tampa exhibit hall, they gushed over table linens and glitter-coated bonbons. They smiled, kindly, at an exhibitor teaching them how to cook grits. They were game for wearing Mohawks made of light sticks.
But did they want a drawing of their backsides?
"As long as they sketch me skinny," warned Anna Noriega, a 28-year-old events planner from Miami.
She turned around and jutted out one hip.
In about 2 1/2 minutes, artist Pjae Adams went to work, using a charcoal pencil, and rendered the back of the blazer-and-jeans-wearing Noriega.